This is probably the ultimate example of writerly indolence, the blogging equivalent of high volume re-tweeting. My excuse is that with all the sexist menus and military porn ring doing the rounds this week my brain has turned to blancmange. Whilst my creative muse takes a brief sojourn, I’ve cobbled together a collection of shite that other people have said. Some of its high brow whilst some of its decidedly on the lower end of the spectrum. Most of it I wish I’d said myself and there’s one or two lines in here that I dearly wish had been said to me.
Take it away -
I’ve had relations with girls from many nations
I’ve made passes at women of all classes
And just because you’re gay I won’t turn you away
If you stick around I’m sure that we can find some common ground
People who brag about their IQs are losers.
Ideology, politics and journalism which luxuriate in failure are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Burt Reynolds asked me out once. I was in his room.
Housework can’t kill you but why take a chance?
“Who’s to say what’s a good voice, and what’s not a good voice? The Voice? Imagine Bob Dylan sitting there singing ‘Blowin’ in the Wind’ in front of Christina Aguilera.”
Love me Brenda,
Love me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
And I love you so.
Love me Brenda,
Love me true,
All my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin I love you,
And I always will.
Luuuurve, exciting and new. Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
“I guess it’s impossible to control all the media… unless of course you’re Rupert Murdoch. He’s one beautiful man”
‘‘Rupert takes Viagra, but he doesn’t really need it’’.
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force
“One rarely falls in love without being as much attracted to what is interestingly wrong with someone as what is objectively healthy.”
Alain De Botton
Does your mother know you weareth the drapes?
Iron Man to Thor
The reason you haven’t felt it is because it doesn’t exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
Mumabs broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire !
You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
Got any favorites you’d care to share with me?