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Men often lament that women are complicated creatures and that they can never figure out what we want.
The good news for guys is that once we reach motherhood, women’s needs become very straight forward.
Whilst we might still covet designer shoes, Tiffany boxes and a holiday house in Byron Bay complete with a resident pool boy (irrespective of whether there’s a pool or not), these things are merely adjuncts to the main game.
What we really desire, more than anything else, is ten minutes per day to attend to our bathroom business ALONE.